Rosé Pack

Founder's Batch 001 · 327 of 500 reserved

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Founder
Batch
001

Rosé · 12% ABV mixed

Provence in a pouch.

★★★★★4.9 · 327 founders reserving

For hot patios and hotter takes. Sommelier-blended Rosé in a pouch — sip the 2oz straight, or top with seltzer, OJ, Coke, or water. 12% ABV mixed, ready for the pool, the patio, the plane.

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Naturally flavored No artificial colors No artificial flavors No artificial sweeteners 80% lighter than glass

What's inside

Five singles. One full pour.

5 + 1

Rosé, the way it pours.

Sommelier-blended Rosé cocktail. Real fruit, natural flavors, no artificial colors or sweeteners. Built to mix — or sip straight.

Bright strawberry, watermelon, dry mineral finish.
Drink straight from the pouch (30.5%) or mix down to 12% ABV.
Naturally flavored. No artificial colors, flavors, or sweeteners.
Shelf stable 12 months. For hot patios and hotter takes.

5 × 2oz singles + 1 × 10.7oz full pour

How it works

Three steps to cheers.

01.

Snip the top.

Tear-away tab. No tools required, even in flip-flops.

— easy as a juice box

02.

Pour or mix.

Drink the 2oz straight, or top with seltzer, Coke, OJ, or water to taste — 12% ABV mixed.

— mix it with seltzer, OJ, or water

03.

You did it.

Cheers. Premium pouch wine. Where bottles can't go.

— patios, pools, planes, pockets

vs. the alternatives

Not boxed wine. Not canned. Something new.

Messiah

750ml bottle

Canned wine

Taste

✓Naturally flavored, 4.9/5 panel

~Varies wildly

×Metallic finish common

Portability

✓Pool, festival, plane, pocket

×Confiscated at the gate

~Allowed, still rigid

Clean label

✓No artificial colors/flavors/sweeteners

~Sulfites & additives common

×Artificial flavors & sweeteners

Weight

✓80% lighter than glass

×Heavy as a brick

~Lighter, still rigid

Mixable

✓Built for it (seltzer, Coke, OJ)

×Defeats the purpose

×Same problem

Honest answers

The real questions.

$5 — what does it actually get me?

A guaranteed spot in Batch 001 (only 500 packs exist) and Founder pricing locked in for life. The $5 applies as credit on your first order. Miss our window, get a full refund automatically. No catch.

Is this just boxed wine in a pouch?

No. Boxed wine is cheap juice in a plastic bladder. Messiah is a sommelier-blended wine cocktail — real fruit, natural flavors, no artificial colors or sweeteners — designed to be mixed (or sipped) wherever bottles can't go.

How do I drink it?

Three ways. Straight: rip the top, drink the 2oz pouch as-is — about half a glass of wine. Mixed: pour over ice, then top with water, seltzer, Coke, or OJ to taste — that's where 12% ABV comes from. Stretched: one pouch in 6–8oz of liquid serves two.

What's the ABV?

30.5% straight from the pouch, 12% once you mix it with seltzer, Coke, OJ, or water. Real wine cocktail — sommelier-blended, no artificial colors or sweeteners. Not a wine-flavored seltzer.

Why not a bottle?

Because the bottle is the worst part of wine. Pouches are 80% lighter, ship with 84% less CO₂, fit in your back pocket, and go where glass can't — flights, festivals, pools, hikes. They're shelf-stable, so the pantry works. And they're single-serve, so nothing goes flat tomorrow.

ALC vs NA — what's the difference?

Same blend, same flavor, same pouch. ALC is 30.5% in the pouch (12% once you mix it). NA is 0.0% — built for the run-day reward, the dry month, or the designated-driver duty. The "00" smiley on the pouch top is the visual tell.

When does it ship?

Founder's Batch 001 ships early summer 2026. The moment Batch 001 closes, we'll email you the exact ship date for your pack.

Can I cancel? Will I get my $5 back?

Yes, anytime before Batch 001 ships. Refund hits your card the same day. After it ships, packs are final sale — but if anything's wrong with what arrives, we make it right.

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